Roach Wars: The Crawl Awakens
It was a quiet night, the kitchen dimly lit. You were peacefully assembling a leftover sandwich when suddenly… you saw it. A shadow darted across the counter like a grease-slick ninja. You froze, your eyes locking onto the invader: brown, fast, and equipped with antennae.
A cockroach. The empire had returned.
These resilient creatures have been around for 300 million years, outliving dinosaurs, disco, and dial-up internet. They are essentially tiny armored tanks with legs, capable of:
- Surviving without their head for a week
- Holding their breath for 40 minutes
- Eating everything from crumbs to glue to soap (seriously, nothing is sacred)
However, these insects are not just gross — they are clever too. They hide in your walls, drains, behind appliances, and other places you’d never think to look until it’s too late.
Roaches multiply faster than bad TikTok trends. If you’ve seen one, there are probably dozens plotting behind the fridge.
So, be the hero of your household. Reclaim your kitchen. Win the roach wars.
Call Genuine Pest Control today and strike first. Before they strike back.