Um, hi Roy the rat here, I am a little new at this. My dad sort of um, inspired? Yes inspired me to write this note, no, no pressure at all. Guess I can get to the point. I just wanted to um make a list of things we dislike so that we can keep you humans company. Well...
Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...
If you are new to Pahrump welcome my friends, my name is Ronny the rodent, and I am writing to you to show the ropes around this town. Now there is a lot of pest control out there, but the ones I hate the most is that dang Genuine Pest Control is the dang...
Cough, Hack, Wheeze… I’m sorry fellas, I don’t know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a...
Dear Lawrence Family, this is Reginald Rat, I know we have not been on the best terms, considering you tried to kill me and or my family members by setting traps all around. But did you have to call a pest professional. I think their uniforms said something about...