They’re Crawling in the Walls: Why Pests Love Your Home More Than You Do 1. Moisture is Their Spa Day Got a leaky pipe or that one basement corner that’s always damp? That’s a 5-star review from crawling insects such as: roaches, termites, and silverfish. Pests LOVE...
Spy Mice It started with a crunch.Then a scritch-scratch in the wall.Next thing I knew, I was living in a full-blown rodent-run intelligence operation.That’s right — the mice are here, and they’re not just stealing crumbs… they’re collecting intel. Operation: Pantry...
The Buzzkill Nobody Invited Picture this: You’ve just grilled the perfect burger. You turn for two seconds, and BZZZZT — it happens. A housefly lands on your bun like it owns the place, rubs its filthy little legs together, and takes a casual stroll across your mayo....
Hi, I’m Ricardo. Ricardo the Roach. Yes, that roach. The one you saw in your kitchen last night when you flipped on the light and screamed like you just walked into a haunted house. Rude, by the way. I was just grabbing a midnight snack. Since I’ve caused such a stir,...
We have been here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs, seen them and managed to avoid their big repulsive feet. The evolution of man, marks of a glorious future. We are the dooms day preps of the world. Nuclear fallout, we’ll survive that. Meteor crashing from...
The Web Designers We Never Hired Spiders have a particular skill—web-building. And for some reason, they love to build their intricate webs in the corners of your living room or bathrooms, making you wonder how they got an invitation to your home in the first place....
