Cockroach With Ltr To Human

Dear Humans on behalf of all Cockroaches,

I’m writing this letter in hopes to form an alliance with you humans. My name is Conrad Cockroach, my colleagues call me comrade because they same I can come to aid them in a pinch. Well especially when it comes down to finding food. The main reason why I help because most times I can get a cut. Don’t let them know that.

Even though I carry a host of diseases that can potentially jeopardize the health of you and your family. I or we, me and my colleagues can dispose of your waste. I am sure you are tired of cleaning all the time and throwing away your waste is a complete chore. We can fix that problem. Of course you don’t mind the poop and eggs we leave behind, because you leave your food out anyway. Take your time considering this opportunity, our partnership will guarantee a wonderful future.

Don’t let Conrad fool you. He puts the Con in Conrad. Cockroaches carry around 33 host of diseases such salmonellosis, cholera, typhoid fever, dysentery, and much more. Roaches are to say the least dangerous to you and your family. It is important to identify what roaches are infesting your home to properly eliminate them from your home or place of business. Feel free to call us and we can assist you to identify your roach issue and offer suggestions to get rid of them.