Gopher Moon Landing Hoax
One small step for man… one giant hole for a gopher.
Meet Gary the Gopher. Instead of just digging tunnels, Gary went big — he staged a fake moon landing in the Johnson family’s yard. With dirt craters, tiny “footprints,” and a stolen toy astronaut helmet, his lawn setup looked straight out of NASA archives.
Late one night, Gary tunneled beneath the Johnson family’s lawn, dragging props stolen from the neighbor’s garage:
A desk lamp to mimic “sunlight”
An old American flag. To plant in the soil.
A toy astronaut helmet from a Halloween costume
By morning, the Johnsons awoke to find their once-pristine lawn transformed into something straight out of NASA archives — mounds of dirt craters, strange little “footprints,” and one very proud gopher posing next to his flag.
The Johnsons weren’t impressed. Their grass was cratered, roots were chewed, and the sprinkler system collapsed into Gary’s tunnels.
Luckily, they called Genuine Pest Control. We shut down the lunar hoax, restored the yard, and grounded Gary’s space career for good.
Don’t let gophers turn your lawn into a gopher moon landing set. Call Genuine Pest Control before they go interstellar.