Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...
Cough, Hack, Wheeze… I’m sorry fellas, I don’t know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a...
The cold winter air is sending chills through my body, I ponder around my house thinking when is spring coming. At lease I know it would warm up and I am able to start cleaning my home. I have to go through my garage which looks like a tornado flew through it and...
Durty Roach: “Okay boys, let us go over this again, because what I am about to tell you will make your bellies happy. Tonight we attack that chinese restaurant on west street. We invade that new ice cream store on east street for desert. They don’t have...
As the winter season is coming to a close the rain is pouring down in sheets. It’s when it’s raining and the wind is blowing away. Weeds are spreading like green wildfire. Those pesky weeds are not good for your gardens. The make there way close to your...
