We have been here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs, seen them and managed to avoid their big repulsive feet. The evolution of man, marks of a glorious future. We are the dooms day preps of the world. Nuclear fallout, we’ll survive that. Meteor crashing from outer space, dang well we are surviving that. If you have not guessed who we are, then you are as bright as a 1 watt lightbulb. We are the cockroaches!
Man have given a gift we possibly can’t refuse. A menu a roach cannot ignore. Delectables such as:
Crumbs on the floor? Delicious.
Cardboard boxes? Crunchy and fibrous!
Grease behind your stove? Chef’s kiss.
Soap? Toothpaste? Wallpaper paste?
Apparently, we not picky.
There’s so much more the world has to offer. Not to mention they have the finest hotels. And we roaches don’t have to work a day in our worthless lives. However, one thing stand in the way of our existence. Yes predators, are a huge issue, but not as much as those so called “pest exterminators.”
Save a cockroaches life and don’t hire pest control services. Listen, we are looking after you. Cleaning your messes and sometimes waking you up when you’re late for work is what we are good at. We are trying to scratch your large hairy backs. How about you scratch ours for once.
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