Hi, I’m Ricardo. Ricardo the Roach.
Yes, that roach. The one you saw in your kitchen last night when you flipped on the light and screamed like you just walked into a haunted house. Rude, by the way. I was just grabbing a midnight snack.
Since I’ve caused such a stir, I figured it’s time I tell my side of the story. Here’s why me and my six-legged crew decided your home was our new Airbnb (but forever).
You know that cereal you spilled last week and only kinda-sorta wiped up with a paper towel? Yeah. That was the opening night of our buffet.
Leftover pizza? Open chip bags? Sticky syrup drips on the counter? Chef’s kiss.
We’re not picky — we’re basically the garbage collectors of the insect world. Except we also bring friends. Lots of friends.
You might think, “There’s no water, why would a roach stay here?”
Well, you’ve clearly never met a bathroom sink with a slow leak. Or a pet water bowl. Or condensation under your fridge. This Ricardo Roach signing out.
Fun Fact: Roaches can survive for weeks without food, but leave just a smidge of it out and we’re having a family reunion in your pantry.
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