Spy Mice
It started with a crunch.
Then a scritch-scratch in the wall.
Next thing I knew, I was living in a full-blown rodent-run intelligence operation.
That’s right — the mice are here, and they’re not just stealing crumbs… they’re collecting intel.
Operation: Pantry Raid
Let’s face it: mice aren’t just scavengers. They’re tiny, beady-eyed spies with fur.
They sneak in under cover of night, avoid detection like trained operatives, and locate your snack stash with laser precision. I once had a mouse bypass a literal trap of peanut butter and bacon to go chew a hole in a bag of gluten-free flax crackers. Why? Distraction tactic, probably.
These guys aren’t dumb. They’re trained in:
Advanced vent crawling
Wall climbing
Map memorization (your kitchen layout, mostly)
Avoiding eye contact while you scream at 2 a.m.
Mouse University: Entry Tactics 101
You may think your home is sealed tighter than a bank vault.
The mouse thinks otherwise.
If your wall has a hole the size of a dime, congratulations — you’ve just opened a rodent express lane.
Entry points they love:
Gaps under doors
Cracks around pipes
Vents without screens
That corner in the garage you promised you’d “get to next weekend”
You didn’t invite the spy mice in, but they didn’t need an invite.
They brought tiny grappling hooks and night-vision goggles. (Okay, maybe not. But it feels that way.)