Rant Ant:“I’m telling you, Biter… the barrier wasn’t like this last week. I used to zoom right up to the kitchen window, drop in for some overripe banana, maybe a sip of spilled soda. Now? Now it’s like running into an invisible field of doom.” Biter the...
“Operation Splatfall: Rise of the Pigeon Unit” Deep in the heart of the city, high above the streets, they wait. They are not your average pigeons. These aren’t the birds cooing outside grandma’s window or pecking at discarded fries in the parking lot....
“Remy the Rat: Tiny Tenant, Major Menace” All Remy wanted was a warm place to crash. Something cozy, safe, maybe with a few crumbs under the couch. So when he found a nice, quiet attic in the suburbs, he thought he’d struck gold. Unfortunately, Remy...
“Welcome to My Crib: Rodent Edition” From the Diary of an Uninvited Attic Guest Oh hey. Didn’t see you there. Let me introduce myself. I’m Remy. No, not the French chef rat — I’m the other kind. The one that moved into your attic last Thursday night while...
DIY Snake Removal: Don’t. Just… Don’t. So, you’ve found a snake on your porch. Or in your garage. Or, worst of all, in the house. Thinking about snake removal techniques. Your heart’s pounding. You’re sweating. You’re Googling “How to remove a snake using household...
Roach Wars: The Crawl Awakens It was a quiet night, the kitchen dimly lit. You were peacefully assembling a leftover sandwich when suddenly… you saw it. A shadow darted across the counter like a grease-slick ninja. You froze, your eyes locking onto the invader:...
