Twas the Night Before

Twas the night before Christmas And all through the place, Smells of rodents in the attic I needed to erase I got on my tool belt, and got out my ladder I removed insulation, Ruined by a bladder I got out my flashlight, Put a mask on my face This tight little attic,...

How The West Was Won…

As I said in the post, I take pride in working for Genuine Pest Control. When I first started I thought pest control was killing spiders, cockroaches, and ants…. I was half right… After a month of being in the field my eyes have been OPENED. From screening off solar...

The Notorious P.I.G.E.O.N.

I’ve always loved animals. Always. From boyhood and adolescence to adulthood, I have always had deep friendships with critters. Whether it be my childhood dog Ginger, my parents current dog Chloe, or the very felines that are currently climbing all over my office and...

It’s The Time Of The Season

It is the time of the season. If you’ve seen the 1963 film “The Birds” from master of suspense Alfred Hitchcock then you’re aware that flying creatures aren’t to be reasoned with. Although pigeons might not plan coordinated attacks on little Sally and the women from...

All Leaves Are Brown

I woke up to the sound of scratching, clawing, and biting. My heart raced into overdrive. “What could be in my house?” “Who could be in my house?” The clawing and scratching continued, as did my adrenaline. I rushed out of bed and put my slippers on and grabbed my...