Randy Rodent

Do you smell that Randy Rodent? It’s about that time the humans store fat for the winter. And you could smell all the different food wafting in the air. I just love this time of the season, there’s just food everywhere! And when we want somewhere warm, we could just sneak into their homes and eat their food.

They’re just inviting us! I mean they have entry points all of their homes! I mean no need for blueprints or no need to gather recon on how we are going to enter. Nope, we simply need to choose a home, or go for the home that smells the best, then just enter. The humans make it so easy. Well at least most homes are easy to get into.

The funnier thing is too. They leave their food storage containers open and exposed too. Oh how a wonderful season this is! I guess they don’t worry about us until it really gets bad. I mean I know us rats tend to maybe over populate a home… Not saying that’s entirely a bad thing considering we need more members to eventually take over this world. But I digress…

I just can’t wait to sink my fangs on some delicious turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and the likes. Just the very thought of it it’s making salivate. You know Randy Rodent we have a bright future ahead of us. We should eat until our stomachs are content. If that’s ever a thing if you catch my drift…

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