Rex “Ringleader” Rat here – Now, uuuhhh I been around the block a few times, and I notice a few of yous got these metal screenings around your house. I am writing to the ones that do. KNOCK IT OFF!!!! Me and my mafia rat family tried numerous amount of times to enter, and we just can’t find a way in. We tries to chew off the screening but it just hurts our teeth. The worst part sometimes we poke our gums in the process.
Listen, me and the family are just tryna do yous a favor. How you keep your house a mess and all, I mean you humans are absolutely filthy! But yous got the most tastiest food one could ever dream of. Like the noodles and cheese, whatever you calls it, delicious! My cousin Vinny talks about it all day, he won’t shut up. Anyway, as a reminder, because I know you humans like to make us repeat ourselves – Stop screening off our entry ways!
We know that Genuine Pest Control offers a one year guarantee, and will clean our messes and nests. All for a great price! But, me and my rat pals are starving out here! And during the winter we need somewhere warm to stay. I know what you’re thinking… We could just make our own homes, and get our own food. Listen, ain’t nobody got time for that.