Randy Rodent Thanksgiving Food Rave

Do you smell that Randy Rodent? It’s about that time the humans store fat for the winter. And you could smell all the different food wafting in the air. I just love this time of the season, there’s just food everywhere! And when we want somewhere warm, we...

Need Attic Clean?

Deep within your attic where no man dare to enter there’s creatures of the dark scurrying around. That’s okay to ignore the chewing and scratching you turn up your living room television surround sound. The sound will go away. Or you dismiss the sounds as...

A Story Brought To You By Rupert The Rodent

As I lay here I cannot help but to think how good I had it when me and my comrades used to raid the kitchen of Mrs. Wilson’s home. Hi, this is Rupert the Rodent speaking by the way if that’s any importance to you. Anyway, She had the best chilis, I mean...