Yes, the time has finally come! Everywhere, grasshoppers, crickets, flies, roaches, food, FOOD just raining down on our webs! Now we just have to create our webs around peoples homes and eat anything that get caught it in it. Us spiders can eat like kings. I call this...
Yes, yes! The day has finally come. We waited for so long for this, and the wait has finally paid off. Now I can call fourth my brethren and take over Pahrump. With all that rain that swept them away, weeds! left and right have sprouted all over the lands. Now we can...
Momma says there’s a lot of food in the world that these big people drop, and heard that it’s really tasty most times. And these so called humans have huge homes that they keep warm year around. I also heard they drop different flavored waters too, it is...
The cold winter air is sending chills through my body, I ponder around my house thinking when is spring coming. At lease I know it would warm up and I am able to start cleaning my home. I have to go through my garage which looks like a tornado flew through it and...
Good morning grasshopper family, I am cordially inviting you all to my home for a family gathering. My home is in Mrs. Roger’s backyard, it is the big weed next to the shed. There will be a great variety of food to choose from and a pool of water to swim and...
