Cough, Hack, Wheeze… I’m sorry fellas, I don’t know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a... Dear Lawrence Family, this is Reginald Rat, I know we have not been on the best terms, considering you tried to kill me and or my family members by setting traps all around. But did you have to call a pest professional. I think their uniforms said something about... With the housing market at its peak, houses are being built quicker with each passing day. With each home being built termites or other wood boring pest are waiting, and watching amongst the shadows. And they have one thing on their minds, “We’d love to... The cold winter air is sending chills through my body, I ponder around my house thinking when is spring coming. At lease I know it would warm up and I am able to start cleaning my home. I have to go through my garage which looks like a tornado flew through it and... As I lay here I cannot help but to think how good I had it when me and my comrades used to raid the kitchen of Mrs. Wilson’s home. Hi, this is Rupert the Rodent speaking by the way if that’s any importance to you. Anyway, She had the best chilis, I mean... 