Cuz Connor Crow Can

Trash, trash, trash everywhere!!! these humans are so gross they leave it everywhere! There is so much food to choose from! And they make it so easy, on certain days they put it right next to the street for us to take. So simple minded, their brains are smaller than...

Earwig Brain Hijacking

Ugh… I really hate this name. Honestly it does not make any since! I mean I eat crops and snuggle up in nice soft and moist soil. I have no business in crawling in a human’s ear, I mean gross! Sure we get curious sometimes, but really you have to base our...

Spinchy Spider Thanks You For Your Service

I have not ate so much in my life! There’s just so many different insects to choose from. And the best part of it is… I don’t really have to move a muscle. The bugs get caught, and, yeah, I just drain their life’s essence. Sure that sounds...

Call Us For Your Attic Clean Up

You are entering your attic for the first time ever, then you turn on the lights and notice you have rodent poop everywhere. And upon closer investigation you also see nesting material everywhere! If a rodent can’t find food and water source they vacate the...

No Pest Is Best And No Summer Bummers

Spring is nearing its end and Summer is fast approaching. And the sun is showing no mercy. However, people are making preparations, such as buying pools, making certain that their air conditioner is working in tip top shape. Well, unfortunately to break the...