Picasso Poo Pigeon

  Yes. I like to poo what of it?! I am begging with that line because I am tired of yous people complaining about pigeon poo every where. My name is Picasso Pigeon no relation to the artist, but hey I suppose you can say that I make a pretty descent painting with...

Ronny Rodent Warm Welcome

  If you are new to Pahrump welcome my friends, my name is Ronny the rodent, and I am writing to you to show the ropes around this town. Now there is a lot of pest control out there, but the ones I hate the most is that dang Genuine Pest Control is the dang...

Roy Rat Recommendations

Um, hi Roy the rat here, I am a little new at this. My dad sort of um, inspired? Yes inspired me to write this note, no, no pressure at all. Guess I can get to the point. I just wanted to um make a list of things we dislike so that we can keep you humans company. Well...

The Fiery Firebrat Frank

Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...

Boris Wood Boring Beetle

Cough, Hack, Wheeze… I’m sorry fellas, I don’t know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a...