Roca Roach The Explorer

Momma says there’s a lot of food in the world that these big people drop, and heard that it’s really tasty most times. And these so called humans have huge homes that they keep warm year around. I also heard they drop different flavored waters too, it is...

Picasso Poo Pigeon

  Yes. I like to poo what of it?! I am begging with that line because I am tired of yous people complaining about pigeon poo every where. My name is Picasso Pigeon no relation to the artist, but hey I suppose you can say that I make a pretty descent painting with...

Ronny Rodent Warm Welcome

  If you are new to Pahrump welcome my friends, my name is Ronny the rodent, and I am writing to you to show the ropes around this town. Now there is a lot of pest control out there, but the ones I hate the most is that dang Genuine Pest Control is the dang...

Roy Rat Recommendations

Um, hi Roy the rat here, I am a little new at this. My dad sort of um, inspired? Yes inspired me to write this note, no, no pressure at all. Guess I can get to the point. I just wanted to um make a list of things we dislike so that we can keep you humans company. Well...

The Fiery Firebrat Frank

Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...