Spring is nearing its end and Summer is fast approaching. And the sun is showing no mercy. However, people are making preparations, such as buying pools, making certain that their air conditioner is working in tip top shape. Well, unfortunately to break the...
Yes, yes! The day has finally come. We waited for so long for this, and the wait has finally paid off. Now I can call fourth my brethren and take over Pahrump. With all that rain that swept them away, weeds! left and right have sprouted all over the lands. Now we can...
Deep within your attic where no man dare to enter there’s creatures of the dark scurrying around. That’s okay to ignore the chewing and scratching you turn up your living room television surround sound. The sound will go away. Or you dismiss the sounds as...
Momma says there’s a lot of food in the world that these big people drop, and heard that it’s really tasty most times. And these so called humans have huge homes that they keep warm year around. I also heard they drop different flavored waters too, it is...
Yes. I like to poo what of it?! I am begging with that line because I am tired of yous people complaining about pigeon poo every where. My name is Picasso Pigeon no relation to the artist, but hey I suppose you can say that I make a pretty descent painting with...
If you are new to Pahrump welcome my friends, my name is Ronny the rodent, and I am writing to you to show the ropes around this town. Now there is a lot of pest control out there, but the ones I hate the most is that dang Genuine Pest Control is the dang...
