Hey Dexter, son, I know you find it really entertaining watching Tom and Jerry while I chase this mouse around the house. It’s not really getting my hopes up. The mouse mostly comes on top. “I am sorry dad, but watching the cartoon reminds me of you. What...
Alright, this is Genuine Pest Control here, and we are listening on two spiders having a conversation. Please if you need to speak do so quietly. Bugsy Spider: “Hey Seven Eye Joe, Have you seen that roach that I caught in my web yesterday, I would have saved...
Ho Ho! Genuine Pest Control is here to spread a little Christmas cheer! Though you think you may not get a lot of insects around and there’s no and ant mounds. Don’t let those critters bugs skitter. Yes they are seeking shelter in your home, to get away...
Sure, centipedes are pretty grotesque to look at, specially if it invades your home uninvited. All is well, they are simply hunting for food, like anyone else on this planet. They eat other insects, and inject a venom to subdue their prey. Although, you may be...
It is late at night, and wake up from a dreadful nightmare, and now half sleep you shuffle into the kitchen. Beneath your foot you hear a crunch! Still exhausted you reach in your pantry to grab those cheese snacks you been munching on for the past couple of days,...
Hey there! This is your neighbor speaking, I been living in your attic for I don’t know, a year or so. I understand, this about the time you gather with your friends to enjoy that delicious, scrumptious… Okay I may be going on a little tangent now. Just...
