The Fiery Firebrat Frank

Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...

Boris Wood Boring Beetle

Cough, Hack, Wheeze… I’m sorry fellas, I don’t know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a...

Letter From Reginald Rodent Regarding Attic Clean Up

Dear Lawrence Family, this is Reginald Rat, I know we have not been on the best terms, considering you tried to kill me and or my family members by setting traps all around. But did you have to call a pest professional. I think their uniforms said something about...

Wood Boring Pest Are Stalking On New Construction

With the housing market at its peak, houses are being built quicker with each passing day. With each home being built termites or other wood boring pest are waiting, and watching amongst the shadows. And they have one thing on their minds, “We’d love to...

No Pest is the Best

The cold winter air is sending chills through my body, I ponder around my house thinking when is spring coming. At lease I know it would warm up and I am able to start cleaning my home. I have to go through my garage which looks like a tornado flew through it and...

A Story Brought To You By Rupert The Rodent

As I lay here I cannot help but to think how good I had it when me and my comrades used to raid the kitchen of Mrs. Wilson’s home. Hi, this is Rupert the Rodent speaking by the way if that’s any importance to you. Anyway, She had the best chilis, I mean...