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Randy Rodent Thanksgiving Food Rave
Do you smell that Randy Rodent? It's about that time the humans store fat for the winter. And you could smell all the different food wafting in the air. I just love this time of the season, there's just food everywhere! And when we want somewhere warm, we could just...
Randy Rodent Thanksgiving Food Rave
Do you smell that Randy Rodent? It's about that time the humans store fat for the winter. And you could smell all the different food wafting in the air. I just love this time of the season, there's just food everywhere! And when we want somewhere warm, we could just...
Rodents There, Rodents Everywhere
Rodents, RODENTS everywhere! And they're coming after your home for your food. Have a garden? A rodent would not pass up a free meal, they won't even knock over your door to thank you. Talk about rude! They see your home a place they could pack in, they absolutely...
Rain Heck Fire On Your Weeds and Insects
Don't be a victim! Make next year be a weeds and insects free. Well at least when it comes down to your property. Seems like every year mother nature is creating new homes for bugs, by sprouting weeds everywhere. Not only that, you allergies start to set in and you...
Ruh Rodent They Are After My Food
You know Ralphy rodent, with all this construction going on for all these home, I can't express how happy I am. You know, with so many humans coming from who knows where, that means food food. You really gotta love the ones who grow food in there backyard! Such easy...
Blood Meal Bed Bugs
Muahaha I mean Blah, we come to suck your blood. We hide in cracks and crevasses under your bed and other furniture. And you are definitely out numbered. We are not vampire bats, we are worse! If you have not guessed, we are the Bed bugs. And boy oh boy we love our...
Pest Predator Parade
Yes, the time has finally come! Everywhere, grasshoppers, crickets, flies, roaches, food, FOOD just raining down on our webs! Now we just have to create our webs around peoples homes and eat anything that get caught it in it. Us spiders can eat like kings. I call this...
Power Spray Your Pest Away
Power spray your pest problems away! Unlike a lot of pest control companies, we go above and beyond. No backpack sprayers used here to get rid of your pest, no we spray a 30 feet barrier around your home or business. Not just the outside is sprayed we can also service...
At Genuine Pest We Say Rodont
At Genuine Pest Control we say don't rodont. Rodont get fooled with purchasing a home that is or has been infested with rodents. After rodents have been eliminated from a home, they would have no problems coming back for a re-infestation. Also they will make way back...
Un-hoppy About Crickets
No, I am not from that cartoon movie with the wooden puppet, I am not purple. And most importantly I am not that friendly! I like any other insect eat food, and live life. My name is Jimmy Cricket. I hear complaints everywhere that people hate our music. Also, that we...
The Ants Boogey Dance
Are ants making you do the Boogey Dance? It is almost ant and termite mating season that water sure make them want to get it on. If ants are colonizing in your yard stop them before they take over your home. Have a service with us already? Once your service comes up...
Before You Call Your Local Landscaping Company
You are sitting in your front yard getting fresh air. You don't go outside very much and you been putting off spraying or pulling the weeds. Now you are outside have a stare off with the weeds in you front or back yard. Now you think to your self you are going to call...
Cuz Connor Crow Can
Trash, trash, trash everywhere!!! these humans are so gross they leave it everywhere! There is so much food to choose from! And they make it so easy, on certain days they put it right next to the street for us to take. So simple minded, their brains are smaller than...
Earwig Brain Hijacking
Ugh... I really hate this name. Honestly it does not make any since! I mean I eat crops and snuggle up in nice soft and moist soil. I have no business in crawling in a human's ear, I mean gross! Sure we get curious sometimes, but really you have to base our name off...
Spinchy Spider Thanks You For Your Service
I have not ate so much in my life! There's just so many different insects to choose from. And the best part of it is... I don't really have to move a muscle. The bugs get caught, and, yeah, I just drain their life's essence. Sure that sounds scary, but that is the way...
Call Us For Your Attic Clean Up
You are entering your attic for the first time ever, then you turn on the lights and notice you have rodent poop everywhere. And upon closer investigation you also see nesting material everywhere! If a rodent can't find food and water source they vacate the premise....
No Pest Is Best And No Summer Bummers
Spring is nearing its end and Summer is fast approaching. And the sun is showing no mercy. However, people are making preparations, such as buying pools, making certain that their air conditioner is working in tip top shape. Well, unfortunately to break the...
Grasshoppers Take Over!
Yes, yes! The day has finally come. We waited for so long for this, and the wait has finally paid off. Now I can call fourth my brethren and take over Pahrump. With all that rain that swept them away, weeds! left and right have sprouted all over the lands. Now we can...
Need Attic Clean?
Deep within your attic where no man dare to enter there's creatures of the dark scurrying around. That's okay to ignore the chewing and scratching you turn up your living room television surround sound. The sound will go away. Or you dismiss the sounds as the winds...
Roca Roach The Explorer
Momma says there's a lot of food in the world that these big people drop, and heard that it's really tasty most times. And these so called humans have huge homes that they keep warm year around. I also heard they drop different flavored waters too, it is funny how...
Picasso Poo Pigeon
Yes. I like to poo what of it?! I am begging with that line because I am tired of yous people complaining about pigeon poo every where. My name is Picasso Pigeon no relation to the artist, but hey I suppose you can say that I make a pretty descent painting with...
Ronny Rodent Warm Welcome
If you are new to Pahrump welcome my friends, my name is Ronny the rodent, and I am writing to you to show the ropes around this town. Now there is a lot of pest control out there, but the ones I hate the most is that dang Genuine Pest Control is the dang...
Roy Rat Recommendations
Um, hi Roy the rat here, I am a little new at this. My dad sort of um, inspired? Yes inspired me to write this note, no, no pressure at all. Guess I can get to the point. I just wanted to um make a list of things we dislike so that we can keep you humans company. Well...
The Fiery Firebrat Frank
Hey, I have a complaint about you humans. I hate to start out so strong but I am reaching my boiling point! You humans drive me crazy with this bug control nonsense. My name is Frank the Firebrat by the way, if that even matters to you. I mean all my buddies mean you...
Boris Wood Boring Beetle
Cough, Hack, Wheeze... I'm sorry fellas, I don't know how much time I have to live. But I must tell you my tale before I pass. You see I am a wood boring pest, ugh a beetle if you must. I was having the time of my life. I could not say life was a tragedy until now, of...
Letter From Reginald Rodent Regarding Attic Clean Up
Dear Lawrence Family, this is Reginald Rat, I know we have not been on the best terms, considering you tried to kill me and or my family members by setting traps all around. But did you have to call a pest professional. I think their uniforms said something about...
Wood Boring Pest Are Stalking On New Construction
With the housing market at its peak, houses are being built quicker with each passing day. With each home being built termites or other wood boring pest are waiting, and watching amongst the shadows. And they have one thing on their minds, "We'd love to make a home...
No Pest is the Best
The cold winter air is sending chills through my body, I ponder around my house thinking when is spring coming. At lease I know it would warm up and I am able to start cleaning my home. I have to go through my garage which looks like a tornado flew through it and...
A Story Brought To You By Rupert The Rodent
As I lay here I cannot help but to think how good I had it when me and my comrades used to raid the kitchen of Mrs. Wilson's home. Hi, this is Rupert the Rodent speaking by the way if that's any importance to you. Anyway, She had the best chilis, I mean her kids would...
Grasshopper Letter For Weed Community Party
Good morning grasshopper family, I am cordially inviting you all to my home for a family gathering. My home is in Mrs. Roger's backyard, it is the big weed next to the shed. There will be a great variety of food to choose from and a pool of water to swim and drink...
Guard Your Restaurant or Place of Business
Durty Roach: "Okay boys, let us go over this again, because what I am about to tell you will make your bellies happy. Tonight we attack that chinese restaurant on west street. We invade that new ice cream store on east street for desert. They don't have pest services...
Weeds Are Breaking The Surface
As the winter season is coming to a close the rain is pouring down in sheets. It's when it's raining and the wind is blowing away. Weeds are spreading like green wildfire. Those pesky weeds are not good for your gardens. The make there way close to your trees and...
Be Vewy Vewy Qwiet, It’s Rats Season!
How do you know if you have rats in your home? Well listen closely, sometime the house makes noises. Listen carefully for the sounds it makes. When you are hearing Creaking Shifting Knocking Banging Humming Grinding This may be other noises going on around the house...
Podcast From Spider Boi Aka Cuddle Bug
What's up y'all this is spider boi aka the cuddle bug and welcome to my podcast! I just want to thank you for letting me stay warm in your home from those chilly nights outside. When they say the weather outside is frightful, they weren't lying, I mean I seen the...
That Pesky Mouse Keeps Getting Away!
Hey Dexter, son, I know you find it really entertaining watching Tom and Jerry while I chase this mouse around the house. It's not really getting my hopes up. The mouse mostly comes on top. "I am sorry dad, but watching the cartoon reminds me of you. What else am I to...
Genuine Pest Control Spiders Spy
Alright, this is Genuine Pest Control here, and we are listening on two spiders having a conversation. Please if you need to speak do so quietly. Bugsy Spider: "Hey Seven Eye Joe, Have you seen that roach that I caught in my web yesterday, I would have saved some for...
Don’t let those critters give you the jitters!
Ho Ho! Genuine Pest Control is here to spread a little Christmas cheer! Though you think you may not get a lot of insects around and there's no and ant mounds. Don't let those critters bugs skitter. Yes they are seeking shelter in your home, to get away from that...
Impede the Centipedes From Coming Into Your Home
Sure, centipedes are pretty grotesque to look at, specially if it invades your home uninvited. All is well, they are simply hunting for food, like anyone else on this planet. They eat other insects, and inject a venom to subdue their prey. Although, you may be...
Roach infestation Information
It is late at night, and wake up from a dreadful nightmare, and now half sleep you shuffle into the kitchen. Beneath your foot you hear a crunch! Still exhausted you reach in your pantry to grab those cheese snacks you been munching on for the past couple of days,...
Rigby, Your Attic Neighbor Left A Message
Hey there! This is your neighbor speaking, I been living in your attic for I don't know, a year or so. I understand, this about the time you gather with your friends to enjoy that delicious, scrumptious... Okay I may be going on a little tangent now. Just thinking...
Spread The Joy Leave A Review
Have you ever had that technician you absolutely adore and had to leave a detailed message on how great your service was. You can leave your review on facebook. We love to hear your awesome feedback. Plus you might make your tech's day! It is tough to make it through...
Logging On To Termite Tube
Now, get this, instead of streaming youtube, the termites have a new video streaming service, called Termite tube. And instead of trying to find them on a website, they'll make it easy. They'd bring it right in your own backyard, and your home! That's right, Termite...
5 Ways to Prevent a Rodent Infestation and Damage to Your Home
5 Ways to Prevent a Rodent Infestation and Damage to Your Home Discovering rodents in a house is every homeowner’s nightmare. They are some of the most common pests in homes and buildings. Although these critters might seem tiny, they are highly capable of causing a...
Crawlies Love Halloween
It is Halloween season, and the creepy crawlies are coming out for no particular reason. You have chills run down your spine, one could hope things will turn out fine. However it's almost Halloween things never work out your way so be prepared SCREAM! Out there there...
We Don’t let Distance Stop us!
Southern Nevada, like a lot of states, contain a lot of small rural towns. Sometimes it is hard finding a pest control services to protect you home or business. Cannot find pest services to remedy your rodent, termite problems or service your attic for a clean-up?...
Save Your Solar Panels From Pesky Perching Pigeons
The summer is coming and you think it would be wise to invest in Solar Panels to save you from high electric bills. Wise choice indeed, until, out or nowhere pigeons want to stop that from happening. Now they are building nest and are laying waste to your new solar...
Angry About Aphids
Angry about aphids eating up your luscious garden? Being in Southern Nevada we care about are gardens considering we are surrounded by desert and a little bit of green makes up happy to see. And gives us that escape from the brown and yellow you see most places you...
Scorching Scorpions
You are going to the garage at night to fetch that box of photographs of you and your family, and then you make that first step across the threshold you step on a scorpion or scorpions! Before your foot has landed on it the scorpion drove it's stinger into you! Don't...
Termite Inspection At The Ready
buying a home and selling is a lot of work, signing paperwork piled ceiling high, and if you are receiving a loan through VA, or FHA you must have inspections done. One thing that will turn down any buyer is having a termite infestation, that eventually destroy homes....
Bat Battling In Your Attic
Halloween is fast approaching! While plastic or paper bat at your local dollar store are pretty neat, real bats are a problem. Your attic is a great place to HANG OUT! If you have any existing bat or a past problem give us a call. Bats leave nasty messes behind with...
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